Several of the tunes we are working on just now are arrangements of old folk songs. They are taken from the Greig-Duncan Folksong Collection, which was compiled by schoolmaster Gavin Greig from New Deer and Rev James Duncan from Alford between 1900 and 1920. They are songs that they heard in Aberdeenshire.
The Hedgehog has these words:
Three men went out a hunting,
But nothing could be found;
At last they came to a donkey
Just lying on the ground.
Fat do you think o’ that noo?
Only see at that noo;
Fat do you think o’ that noo?
Fal-al-de-doo a-day
A donkey yes a donkey,
But Scottie he says nay;
It’s your grandfather
And his locks are turning grey.
Fat do you think o’ that noo?
Scottie said it was a hedgehog;
The Englishman said nay;
Paddy said it was a pincushion
And the pins stuck in the wrong way.
Fat do you think o’ that noo?
A couple of observations. First, donkeys don’t say nay – its horses that do that – so we can figure out that this was written by a townie. Second, the last verse looks like it’s one of those jokes – there was an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman – only the punch line is rubbish.
The Plains of Waterloo is said to have been written by John Robertson, a bugler in the 92nd Highlanders. It celebrates a military victory of 18th June 1815. Does this make it Scotland’s version of the 1812 Overture?
The words are lengthy, but they begin like this:
On the 16th day of June brave boys in Flanders where we lay
Our bugles gave the alarming sound before the break of day…
which gives us a clue to how it should sound.
After lots of bloodshed and such like, the words end like this:
Then Caledon took up her drone and loud her chanter blew
Played Marshall Ney a new Strathspey to the time o Waterloo.
Before the tune was played half o’er the French had danced their fill…
There are a couple of observations to make here also. First the dates might seem confused. Technically the song should have said that the command to bugle was given on the 16th. Alas the players were in the pub. When they turned up, one had the wrong music and had to get his mum to bring the right sheet; another had one valve stuck; and the third couldn’t find his mouthpiece. So, it was the 18th before the bugles actually did the alarming sound.
Also note that it is interesting that being made to dance to a new strathspey played on bagpipes was the punishment inflicted on the French. Brutal times those days indeed; luckily the Geneva Convention outlaws all that sort of thing these days.
The Golden Glove has the longest words of the lot. It is a story about what befalls a farmer who stupidly takes a golden glove from a young man with an unusually smooth complexion. The young man turns out to be a cross-dressing young woman and the farmer is alas doomed to matrimony. Younger men in TB take note – an important lesson in life here. You can read all the words here : The Golden Glove